MEAT CATHEDRAL — Today the Braves beat the Twins and swept the series adding another ugly loss the the Twins losing streak. The Twins also lost to the Braves on Twitter today. After the Braves had tweeted about sweeping up Hrbek’s jersey, the Twins response was right out of the Packers and Yankees fan...
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PANIC ROOM — Breaking news in Twins Territory. It appears that Joe Mauer’s sideburns have been stolen. If seen please return to Target Field. This is worse than seeing your uncle taking off the Santa suit and ruining the magic of Santa and Christmas. ...
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SECRET WEATHER LAIR — Tonight the Angels and Twins were supposed to play the final game of their series at 7pm. The game was called roughly 20 minutes (give or take) before the first pitch. So what happened? Over the previous few days the...
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Today the Twins unveiled their newest statue outside of Target Field. With the Mets coming into town with snow falling and temperatures in the lower 30s, the statue couldn’t be more fitting. The statue of Han Solo frozen in carbonite is meant to honor...
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